powkah nite

hai!

ai iz pleided in teh powkah townmen yesterdeh wif mah fwendz in teelheeriaz. iz lost 30€ wif dem but cud has woned moh dan 200€. srsly. but kitteh pleiz drank again. in teh endz ov pleid i iz wented 2 petwolz steishun wif mah fwiend wei an drinkeded won botaw ov beerz an tolkeded ov urf hiztoreh an stuff. kitteh learneded nu lessun 2nite: kitteh nevah takez kwedit card 2 powkah townmen again. srlsy.

hear picshus ov deekeh an wei powkah face

kthxbye.

meh coemz frawm lewkz

hai mah kittehz!

2nite deekeh haz beened in lewkz, mah favwif clewb... iz dreenked absinf so yuz owl ken telled deekeh iz not feelen well an stuff. mah fwiendz waz wif meh an ai iz meeted maneh kittehz fwom deekeh ailand. srsly. dem iz alweyz in teh saim place. deekeh finkz dem kittehz sleef der... but onwy ceiling cat nowes if troo...

oh noes! now muss goes to bed cuz meh ownah sez... iz gunna brash kitteh teef, praeh 2 ceiling cat fo piss on urfs an finkz of feeh, mah hooman!

kthxbye.

iz gunna telled mah dai 2 teh internetz peepulz an stuffs

hai owl!

meh iz deekeh teh kitteh! i won telled yuz about mah dai so yuz owl can knowz, an stuff.

mah dai was gud. i maded cheekpeez wif toonah foh eatz an stuff, i luv meh toonah, iz teh bests fud i likes! srsly. ai hopes ceiling cat lieks toonah 2, iz mai hewrow! him bestest cat forevur & evur on urfs, beesaidz feeh. her iz mah favowif kitteh. iz mah hooman! but deekeh iz sads her iz fawr awaiz.. srsly... ai waits foh her 2 coem suwnz 2 mah citeh!

awaif, meh goez 2 teh gym nowz, ai hopez u haz gud dai!

kthxbye.